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6.7.07

shit and religions

atheism
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hiduism: This shit happend before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Atheism: No shit.
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius says:”Shit happens”.
7th Day Adventism: Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit won’t happend if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock knock, ”Shit happens”.
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.
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